Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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