I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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