You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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