I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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