the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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