school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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