Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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