just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My sheets look like a crime scene.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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