dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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