Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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