is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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