She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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