D3 body, D1 cock
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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