He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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