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Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I need water and some morals
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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