So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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