i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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