I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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