Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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