Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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