Define "chronic" masturbator.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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