I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
