We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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