so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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