she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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