If that was your dad, he is hot
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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