As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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