i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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