Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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