he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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