As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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