all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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