Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
