we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you will always have a special place in my vag
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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