we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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