I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Randomize
