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(801): View more from Utah

The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance

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(812): View more from Indiana

just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"

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(631): View more from New York

OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET

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(973): View more from New Jersey

doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...

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(248): View more from Michigan

the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky

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(817): View more from Texas

I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I deem it safe for us to drink together again.

(1-928): View more from Arizona

They dropped the charges?

(928): View more from Arizona

Yeppers. Come drink beers.

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(253): View more from Washington

Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?

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