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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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