If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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