Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I wish i was in the wii world.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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