i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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