Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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