ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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