Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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