you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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