Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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