I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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