Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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