At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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