Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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