All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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