Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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